We all know a royal :)
Here is a single 20 ounce balloon wine glass. Each glass has the title (Princess, Queen or Goddess) with the dictionary pronunciation below and a funky crown.  
Our own very special definitions of each royalty level is painted opposite on each glass.  
Each is personalized with a first name and "Proud to be a <Princess/Queen/Goddess>" on the base.  All in fun...of course!
Each glass is sold separately.  Your choice :)

$35.00/glass

The PRINCESS glass has a bronze crown and base. 
On the back of the glass:
High Maintenance
Spends Mom & Dad’s $$$
Shops with Mom
Narcissistic

The QUEEN glass has a silver crown and base.
On the back of the glass:
High Maintenance
Spends Hubby’s $$$
Shops for Kids
Arrogant  

 The GODDESS glass has a gold crown and base.
On the back of the glass:
High Maintenance
Spends Own $$$
Shops for Everyone
Domineering