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"BEEATCHES"
Our newest
and most popular line! We offer a "beachin' beeatch" for
that girlfriend weekend, "birthday beeatch" with a choice of four different
sayings, the "graduation beeatch", "holiday beeatch"
celebrating Thanksgiving, Hanukkah and Christmas, and their cousin, the "valentine beeatch",
"mother's day beeatch", "sippy cup"
beeatch, and our newest the "warrior beeatch." Newly created
"one of us is a beeatch", "lawyer beeatch" and
"teacher beeatch". Each is fully accessorized with pearls, cleavage and her very own glass of
wine. You choose her hairstyle and color, as well as her eye color :) Can't find the perfect beeatch? We'd be happy to paint a custom order just
for you!
Join our mailing list to see all our new "beeatches" as soon as
they're born :)
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"BEACHIN'
BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
Totally personalized for your favorite Beachin' Beeatch!
The perfect accessory for that girlfriend's weekend :) You choose
the hair style and let us know hair and eye color :)
She's
wearing a sexy black bathingsuit (with pearls and cleavage of
course) and reads, "SPF 30, pool boy, frozen coacktail,
girlfriend's weekend...FaBuLoUs!" "beachin' beeatch"
on the base.
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$35.00/glass
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"BIRTHDAY
BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
Totally
personalized for your favorite Birthday Beeatch!
You choose which saying and hair style
(as pictured above) and let us know hair and eye color :)
Four different sayings available:
* "it's not who you are, but what you wear that counts"
* "sexy isn't an age, it's an attitude!"
* "nothing better than a glass of wine with my best girlfriends!"
* "each and every moment of your life is an opportunity for
fashion!"
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$35.00/glass
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"BOOMER BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Totally personalized for your favorite Boomer Beeatch!
The perfect way to honor that special
boomer on your list.
She
wears a sleeveless black v-neck, (with pearls and cleavage of
course) and reads, "I'm still kewl. I'm on the interweb,
face place, and that tweetie thing" with "boomer beeatch"
on the base. |
$35.00/glass
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"BRIDE TO BE-EATCH"
PERSONALIZED
Here is a single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Totally personalized for your favorite Bride to Be-eatch! Wears
a white tank (pearls and cleavage of course) along with a
fabulous veil. She has her all important checklist painted
opposite on the glass:
"the ring & the date"
"the invitations"
"the venue"
"the champagne"
"OMG...the groom?"
"bride to be-eatch" on the base.
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$35.00/glass
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NEW!
"DENTIST BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Totally personalized for your favorite dentist beeatch!
The perfect way to celebrate that graduation. Sexy black
dress with cleavage and pearls. Checklist on the back.
"dentist beeatch" on the
base.
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$35.00/glass
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NEW!
"EYE DOCTOR BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Totally personalized for your favorite eye doctor beeatch!
The perfect way to celebrate that graduation. Wears a sexy
LBD (with pearls and cleavage of course) and reads,
"fancy dr. degree, license to practice, cool eye
charts, patients? OMG, need wine!" "eye doctor
beeatch" on the base. |
$35.00/glass
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"GRADUATION
BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
Here is a
single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Wears a black cap and gown (with pearls and cleavage of course),
and reads, "now i have a piece of paper to prove i'm smart!
lookout world...here i come!" with "graduation beeatch"
on the base. |
$35.00/glass
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"HALF CENTURY BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Totally personalized for your favorite half century Beeatch!
The perfect way to celebrate that 50th birthday. She wears a
sleeveless leopard dress, (with pearls and cleavage of
course) and reads, "Me, fifty??? I look just the same as my
high school FB profile PIC! Right?" "half century
beeatch" on the base. |
$35.00/glass
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"HOLIDAY
BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A
single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass. Totally
personalized for your favorite Holiday Beeatch!
You choose which holiday and hair style and let us
know hair and eye color.
Three
different holidays available, Thanksgiving Beeatch, Chanukah
Beeatch and Christmas Beeatch. PARTY! |
$35.00/glass
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"LAWYER BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Totally personalized for your favorite lawyer beeatch!
The perfect way to celebrate that graduation. Sexy black
dress with cleavage and pearls. Checklist on the back.
"lawyer beeatch" with "objection!" on the
base. |
$35.00/glass
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"MOTHER'S DAY BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A
single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass. Totally
personalized for your favorite Mom! Wears a fuchsia dress,
and reads, "you're my bff, my teacher, my strength, my role
model, my mom". "mother's day beeatch" and
the year on the base. All wording in fuchsia with a few small red
hearts to show the love :) |
$35.00/glass
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NEW!
"NURSE BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Totally personalized for your favorite nurse beeatch!
The perfect way to celebrate that graduation. Sexy black
dress with cleavage and pearls. Checklist on the back.
"nurse beeatch" on the
base.
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$35.00/glass
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"ONE OF US IS A BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
She wears a sleeveless fuchsia tank with a white paw print
on her chest, (with pearls and cleavage of course), holds a
glass of wine and a pink leash in her hand. The back side of
the glass reads:
"$100 monthly grooming/gourmet food/designer
accessories/tennis ball budget/all bark, no bite"
with "one of us is a beeatch" on the base. The pink
leash and a few dog paws painted on the base as well. |
$35.00/glass
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"POLITICAL BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A
single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass. Totally
personalized for your favoritepolitical
beeatch!
Wears a red, white and blue tank top with pearls and
plenty of cleavage.
"do
not tell me I can't fight beside the boys, have sex for fun or
take care of my own body!""beeatch who votes!" on
the base. |
$35.00/glass
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"SIPPY
CUP BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
Totally
personalized for your favorite Sippy Cup Beeatch! You choose
the hair style and let us know hair and eye color :) She's wearing
a white tank with "Mom" over her left boob (with
pearls and cleavage of course) and reads,"the kids are fed,
clean & dry. my job is done...now, where's my sippy
cup?"
"sippy cup beeatch" on the base.
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$35.00/glass
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"ST.
PAT'S BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
Totally
personalized for your favorite Irish Beeatch! You choose
the hair style and let us know hair and eye color :)Wears
a green one shoulder dress with a shamrock tattoo (temporary of
course :), with pearls and plenty of cleavage."I must be
Irish! I love leprechauns, shamrocks and my fav shoes are
green louboutins."
"st.
pat's beeatch" on the base. |
$35.00/glass
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"TAX
TIME BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
Totally
personalized for your favorite taxing (or tax accountant)
Beeatch! You choose
the hair style and let us know hair and eye color :) Wears
a green dress with pearls and plenty of cleavage.
"can
I write off my louboutins & choos? gucci & prada?
weitzman & pliner? uh oh! Oh no!"
"tax
time beeatch" on the base. |
$35.00/glass
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"TEACHER BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Totally personalized for your favorite teacher beeatch!
The perfect way to celebrate that graduation. Sexy black
dress with cleavage and pearls. Checklist on the back.
"teacher beeatch" with "sp" in a red circle on
the base. |
$35.00/glass
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"VALENTINE
BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
A
single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass. She wears a
light pink dress and reads, "perfection! v-day with the
one's who love me most...girlfriends" with "valentine
beeatch" on the base. You choose the hair style and let us
know hair and eye color. |
$35.00/glass
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"WARRIOR BEEATCH"
PERSONALIZED
a single 19.25oz, 9 inch tall white wine glass.
Totally personalized for your favorite Warrior Beeatch! The
perfect way to honor all the special warriors we know. Help
support a worthy cause and enjoy a fun glass of wine at the same
time! She wears a pink visor, pink tank top (with pearls
and cleavage of course) and reads, "walk on...run
on...charity on...battle on...cure in sight!" "warrior
beeatch" on a pink base.
*$10
BREAST CANCER DONATION
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